To Do:
Get to work within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I usually get there (the new usual is now within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I used to get here)
Take a shit
Drink a cup of coffee
Smoke
Look online for a job
Begin to place my pubes in random places around the office by laminating them to things with scotch tape
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Google image search "New boobs old faces"
Hit back arrow
Google image search "Nancy Kerrigan nude"
Hit back arrow
Google image search "xxx"
Go to bathroom for 2.4 minutes, but not to poop
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Make a turkey sandwich before bread goes bad
Wish I would have eaten 2 cheesy double beef burritos
Smoke - damn only 3 left
Only smoke 1/2 and save some for later
Look online for a job
Consider becoming an American mail order husband as compard to Russian mail order brides
Realize there is a 99.9% chance I would end up married to a fat Russian dude.
Scratch becoming an American mail order husband off of options list.
Look online for a job
Eat another lame ass turkey sandwich even though bread is going bad (oh look blue cheese)
Smoke the other 1/2
Look online for a job
Go home and take it all in
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2 comments:
Two questions ...
Did you write this while at work ???
Do you think a little less time fucking off and a little more time actually doing what I'm paying you to do would have kept you employed a little longer ?????
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#1 - I plead the 5th. You already know the answer to this question anyway.
#2 - Nope, not at all.
Thanks for the comment though.
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