That should do it! When you look at these just think about how much better each of you feel a about being you.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Day 4 - 2/27/09 - Continuated
So, now that I have this interview coming up I have lost my creativeness and ability to come up with some goofy shit to post. So without further ado......it's Fucked Up Friday Pics! Feel free to add some captions in the comments....
That should do it! When you look at these just think about how much better each of you feel a about being you.
That should do it! When you look at these just think about how much better each of you feel a about being you.
Day 4 - 2/27/09
Top o' the morning to you loyal viewers and cuntpunchers (I guess it's afternoon now that my lazy ass actually finished this BS post). It's a gorgeous day out and it's Friday! FUCK AND YES! So, I gots me an interview coming up here Monday with the company I worked with before this gig. I'm pretty stoked about it. It's a good company and I know most everyone there and I should pretty much be a lock for the position, but I ain't bout to be counting chickens before the egg fuckin cracks so wish me luck.
Here's is a great picture from KSK's mailbag yesterday.
Now that shit right there is straight up super pimpin. I would have been so fucking cool had I been alive back then. You may not be able to see it, but in the corner it says, "Explicitly illustrated instruction booklet enclosed." I bet that was considered hardcore back then.
I'll try to post some fucked up shit on here later, if I don't get to it then fuck you and have a good weekend bitches!
Here's is a great picture from KSK's mailbag yesterday.
Now that shit right there is straight up super pimpin. I would have been so fucking cool had I been alive back then. You may not be able to see it, but in the corner it says, "Explicitly illustrated instruction booklet enclosed." I bet that was considered hardcore back then.
I'll try to post some fucked up shit on here later, if I don't get to it then fuck you and have a good weekend bitches!
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Day 3 - 2/26/09
To Do:
Get to work within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I usually get there (the new usual is now within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I used to get here)
Take a shit
Drink a cup of coffee
Smoke
Look online for a job
Begin to place my pubes in random places around the office by laminating them to things with scotch tape
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Google image search "New boobs old faces"
Hit back arrow
Google image search "Nancy Kerrigan nude"
Hit back arrow
Google image search "xxx"
Go to bathroom for 2.4 minutes, but not to poop
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Make a turkey sandwich before bread goes bad
Wish I would have eaten 2 cheesy double beef burritos
Smoke - damn only 3 left
Only smoke 1/2 and save some for later
Look online for a job
Consider becoming an American mail order husband as compard to Russian mail order brides
Realize there is a 99.9% chance I would end up married to a fat Russian dude.
Scratch becoming an American mail order husband off of options list.
Look online for a job
Eat another lame ass turkey sandwich even though bread is going bad (oh look blue cheese)
Smoke the other 1/2
Look online for a job
Go home and take it all in
Get to work within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I usually get there (the new usual is now within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I used to get here)
Take a shit
Drink a cup of coffee
Smoke
Look online for a job
Begin to place my pubes in random places around the office by laminating them to things with scotch tape
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Google image search "New boobs old faces"
Hit back arrow
Google image search "Nancy Kerrigan nude"
Hit back arrow
Google image search "xxx"
Go to bathroom for 2.4 minutes, but not to poop
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Make a turkey sandwich before bread goes bad
Wish I would have eaten 2 cheesy double beef burritos
Smoke - damn only 3 left
Only smoke 1/2 and save some for later
Look online for a job
Consider becoming an American mail order husband as compard to Russian mail order brides
Realize there is a 99.9% chance I would end up married to a fat Russian dude.
Scratch becoming an American mail order husband off of options list.
Look online for a job
Eat another lame ass turkey sandwich even though bread is going bad (oh look blue cheese)
Smoke the other 1/2
Look online for a job
Go home and take it all in
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Day 2 - 2/25/9 pt Duex
Ok, so things here at work are more awkward than normal (shocking I know). It's just a weird feeling working around here knowing I won't be here much longer. It feels like the people that know of my limited existence are treating me differently. Don't get me wrong I truly like all the people that I work with, but damn, let's cut the shit and quit with the I care about you bullshit. Sure, you probably feel sorry for dAndy, but in all actuality you guys are loving this because me getting capped just makes your job safer. In other words, just chill the fuck out and act like you always have you cocktasters!
Another odd aspect of all this, is dealing with customers. None of them know and I don't plan on any of them finding out until I'm pretty much out the door. What's funny is that all everyone talks about and has been talking about for months now is how slow it is and how people are losing their jobs in this industry. So I have been fielding questions like, "Ya'll done let go a anybody else?" So it's interesting to be telling these guys what's going on knowing I'm the next one without telling them I'm the next one. The less people that know of this the better off I am. The last thing I want to be doing is talking to every fucker that comes in here about me losing my job and then answering the question of what are you going to do with I don't have a fucking clue. Maybe I'll become a professional blogger. Those guys make big bucks right?
One thing, I am trying not to do, but is pretty damn fun is busting out comments like, "Geez, I really hope I don't get fired for this." It goes over pretty well when around a mixture of people that know and don't know.
In the big picture though, I am still giving a shit about what I do. The thoughts of completely not giving a fuck cross my mind from time to time, but I can't do that. I'll just keep rolling along going with the flow. I just wish it was football season right now. I'd be managing like 10 teams and completely stacking my lineup by spending endless amounts of time checking the waiver wire and free agent lists. Oh wait, I did that last season. Maybe that's why I be fireded.
Another odd aspect of all this, is dealing with customers. None of them know and I don't plan on any of them finding out until I'm pretty much out the door. What's funny is that all everyone talks about and has been talking about for months now is how slow it is and how people are losing their jobs in this industry. So I have been fielding questions like, "Ya'll done let go a anybody else?" So it's interesting to be telling these guys what's going on knowing I'm the next one without telling them I'm the next one. The less people that know of this the better off I am. The last thing I want to be doing is talking to every fucker that comes in here about me losing my job and then answering the question of what are you going to do with I don't have a fucking clue. Maybe I'll become a professional blogger. Those guys make big bucks right?
One thing, I am trying not to do, but is pretty damn fun is busting out comments like, "Geez, I really hope I don't get fired for this." It goes over pretty well when around a mixture of people that know and don't know.
In the big picture though, I am still giving a shit about what I do. The thoughts of completely not giving a fuck cross my mind from time to time, but I can't do that. I'll just keep rolling along going with the flow. I just wish it was football season right now. I'd be managing like 10 teams and completely stacking my lineup by spending endless amounts of time checking the waiver wire and free agent lists. Oh wait, I did that last season. Maybe that's why I be fireded.
Day 2 - 2/25/09
To do:
Get to work within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I usually get here (I blew this one this AM and got here an hour late...yikes)
Take a shit
Drink a cup of coffee
Smoke
Leave my legacy here by sticking as many boogers as possible under my desk for the next guy
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Try to figure out how to get a bandaid to stick inside my nostril without anyone seeing it on the outside
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Eat 2 cheesy double beef burritos
Smoke
Look online for a job
Check out other blogs like KSK and BFO
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Google image search "Tig Ol' Bitties"
Wish I hadn't searched for "Tig Ol' Bitties"
Vomit
Smoke (think about how I can't afford to smoke now)
Smoke another while I have some
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Take a shit while looking for jobs in the paper (now that's productive!!)
Look online for a job
Ponder making "THOUSANDS" by simply working from home offer
Think that if it were that easy wouldn't the guy trying to get you to work from home to make "THOUSANDS" just do a lot of that work himself from home to make lots of "THOUSANDS"
Look online for a job
Drive home and then take it all in
Get to work within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I usually get here (I blew this one this AM and got here an hour late...yikes)
Take a shit
Drink a cup of coffee
Smoke
Leave my legacy here by sticking as many boogers as possible under my desk for the next guy
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Try to figure out how to get a bandaid to stick inside my nostril without anyone seeing it on the outside
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Eat 2 cheesy double beef burritos
Smoke
Look online for a job
Check out other blogs like KSK and BFO
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Google image search "Tig Ol' Bitties"
Wish I hadn't searched for "Tig Ol' Bitties"
Vomit
Smoke (think about how I can't afford to smoke now)
Smoke another while I have some
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Take a shit while looking for jobs in the paper (now that's productive!!)
Look online for a job
Ponder making "THOUSANDS" by simply working from home offer
Think that if it were that easy wouldn't the guy trying to get you to work from home to make "THOUSANDS" just do a lot of that work himself from home to make lots of "THOUSANDS"
Look online for a job
Drive home and then take it all in
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Day 1 - 2/24/09
To Do:
Be a complete dick
Show up on time (that's iffy)
Go Half-Baked on assholes I deal with regularly...."Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you and..I'm out!"
Go Half-Baked on assholes I don't deal with regularly
Go Half-Baked on pretty much anybody
Throw firecrackers at co-workers inside and out
Page people that don't even work here over the intercom system...."Harry Feltersnatch you have a call on line 1, Harry Feltersnatch line 1" (i'll run out of these pretty quick so suggestions are greatly appreciated)
Fax neat drawings of mine to the other parts of the company from compay fax machines
Give a shit (another iffy one)
Update resume and create a monster.com account
Shoot out some emails announcing my impending doom to friends and past business acquaintences to see if there may be any opportunities out there.
Not flush when taking a shit in the company toilets.
Office booby traps (I need to do some research for new ideas. If you know of some please drop a comment)
Gradually increase the volume of the radio on my desk to annoy co-workers. Lex and Terry in the mornings along with some new rock surely gets the creative job hunt blood flowing
Slowly empty the first aid cabinet to stock up on personal meds
Craftily replace all Tylenol in the first aid kit with constipation relief meds once I have enough stocked up at home.
Answer the phone with multiple accents and personalities.
TBD
In all honesty though, I will keep doing my job as I have for the past 3 years. I care too much about doing things right to start fucking things up on purpose. I have no hard feelings towards my boss or the company and doing a shitty job now (wait was I doing a shitty job to get fired to begin with?) wouldn't accomplish anything positive. I am not one for burning bridges. You never know when you'll need to drive back over one to get somewhere else.
Be a complete dick
Show up on time (that's iffy)
Go Half-Baked on assholes I deal with regularly...."Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you and..I'm out!"
Go Half-Baked on assholes I don't deal with regularly
Go Half-Baked on pretty much anybody
Throw firecrackers at co-workers inside and out
Page people that don't even work here over the intercom system...."Harry Feltersnatch you have a call on line 1, Harry Feltersnatch line 1" (i'll run out of these pretty quick so suggestions are greatly appreciated)
Fax neat drawings of mine to the other parts of the company from compay fax machines
Give a shit (another iffy one)
Update resume and create a monster.com account
Shoot out some emails announcing my impending doom to friends and past business acquaintences to see if there may be any opportunities out there.
Not flush when taking a shit in the company toilets.
Office booby traps (I need to do some research for new ideas. If you know of some please drop a comment)
Gradually increase the volume of the radio on my desk to annoy co-workers. Lex and Terry in the mornings along with some new rock surely gets the creative job hunt blood flowing
Slowly empty the first aid cabinet to stock up on personal meds
Craftily replace all Tylenol in the first aid kit with constipation relief meds once I have enough stocked up at home.
Answer the phone with multiple accents and personalities.
TBD
In all honesty though, I will keep doing my job as I have for the past 3 years. I care too much about doing things right to start fucking things up on purpose. I have no hard feelings towards my boss or the company and doing a shitty job now (wait was I doing a shitty job to get fired to begin with?) wouldn't accomplish anything positive. I am not one for burning bridges. You never know when you'll need to drive back over one to get somewhere else.
Day 0 - 2/23/09
Welp, the bomb got dropped on me today. I kind of saw it coming, but nothing can really prepare you for when it actually happens. Due to a fucked up market, the company I work for no longer needs me. I have to give my boss credit for giving me 45 days notice though. He is even giving me a paid day off a week for interviews and what not so major kudos there. Thanks cheif!
The shit stings though, I ain't gonna lie about that. Sure, I SHOULD be able to find another job rather quickly, but damn I know it won't compare to what I have now or had, I guess I should say. I'm losing a company vehicle, gas, insurance, and a cell phone. Not to mention other regular perks like free lunches and trips to NASCAR races, hunting, and fishing. I'll miss that shit for sure!
So today was just sit back and take it all in day. And when I say take it all in I mean take in around 1 liter of vodka while sitting back and realizing what I am facing both personally and financially. THIS SHIT SUCKS! Then again though, everything happens for a reason right!
I'll be trying to post everyday here as to what I am doing in regards future job exploration and the good stuff will be the ins and outs of pretty much coming to work everyday knowing I will eventually not be working here anymore. Let's see how it shakes out.
P.S. Great value during these trying econmic times: Taco Bell's Cheesy Double Beef Burrito for $0.89.
2 of those bad boys along with 16 packets of hot/medium/mild sauce with funny little sayings on there and you are sot!
The shit stings though, I ain't gonna lie about that. Sure, I SHOULD be able to find another job rather quickly, but damn I know it won't compare to what I have now or had, I guess I should say. I'm losing a company vehicle, gas, insurance, and a cell phone. Not to mention other regular perks like free lunches and trips to NASCAR races, hunting, and fishing. I'll miss that shit for sure!
So today was just sit back and take it all in day. And when I say take it all in I mean take in around 1 liter of vodka while sitting back and realizing what I am facing both personally and financially. THIS SHIT SUCKS! Then again though, everything happens for a reason right!
I'll be trying to post everyday here as to what I am doing in regards future job exploration and the good stuff will be the ins and outs of pretty much coming to work everyday knowing I will eventually not be working here anymore. Let's see how it shakes out.
P.S. Great value during these trying econmic times: Taco Bell's Cheesy Double Beef Burrito for $0.89.
2 of those bad boys along with 16 packets of hot/medium/mild sauce with funny little sayings on there and you are sot!
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