Damn, sometimes I think about how much I am going to miss this place. Then there are days like today when I can gladly say that I am glad I won't have to deal with this bullshit ever again. It's the end of the month today which equals an aggra-fuckin-vating day of work even if everything goes perfect. Ideally the last day of the month is a day where we are not extremely busy and being able to do inventory on everything in this warehouse is a cake walk in the afternoon. Well, if it ain't my fuck you have a nice life gift today. We are busier than shit and 2 fuckers called out. I know you are probably thinking, "OOOH A WHOLE 2 PEOPLE!" Well, when you only have 6 people in those positions and a third of them don't show when you are way busier than normal it's makes things mucho mucho fucked up-oh! Splash the EOM on top of that and it's going to be one fucked up day without a doubt.
The sad part is that I still FUCKING CARE! Why, I couldn't tell you. I should just be like, "Fuck it, shit don't matter to me. I ain't getting all worked up over this bullshit!" However, dAndy, just doesn't have that ability. I can't just do something half assed.
Stay tuned, I'll keep you guys abreast (huh huh I said breast) of what's shaking as this fucked up day marches on.
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Day 32 - 3/27/09
Time is ticking for real now. In one week and about 7 hours I will be officially unemployed. FUCKING SWEET! My boss came up with a new term for it. I emailed him outlining my expectations for my last day celebration/festivities/keg party and he replied with calling it a refirement party. Yeah, I am not going to be unemployed. I'm gonna be refired. I like that shit alot. So, dAndy, what do you for a living? Oh nothing, I refired at an early age. Hells yeah!
Anyways, not much to talk about today....yet. Memphis got beat last night, so that ruined my chance of winning the office pool early (I sho could use that $60 too). Basically I had a chance of going into the final 4 with all 4 teams in my stable. Either way I've still got Kansas, Pitt, Zaga, and Syracuse so I'm not dead. However, my gut tells me that UCONN has this shit wrapped up. I'm thinking since they may potentially get hit hard with NCAA violations that they are gonna play like they won't have this opportunity for a long time (isn't that how all of these guys should play anyways?)
In other news, I have a product review for ya. If you've been anywhere on the intarwebs lately you have probably encountered eleventy hundred thirty ads for the new Amp flavors. They've got a new Lemonade aka Lightning flavor and two tea flavors, one black and one green. My lady friend, who I am struggling to come up with a feminine version of a dAndy name to go with, (As if dAndy isn't fucking girly enough. I was thinking about Shandy, ShedAndy, dAndette, or maybe even dAndee) and I will routinely enjoy a Firefly vodka drink......
....If you haven't tried Firefly let me tell you it's the shit. Basically it's a sweet tea flavored vodka (sounds brutal right?) in which you add equal parts of water and vodka and a splash of sour mix to get a kick ass liquor drink that taste damn near like drinking a glass of sweet muther fucking tea. I'm from the South and grew up on sweet tea so this shit hits the spot for me. Perfect for tailgating or just chillin on a warm summer day.
Anyfuckinway, back to the point of all this. We also will indulge in a little Amp energy drink and vodky combo from time to time as well. You know the ol' ecstasy in a can shizzle. So, when I saw the tea flavored amp the first thought was that + Firefly could potentially equal one kick ass drank. So, ShAndy stops by the store and grabs one of each tea flavor. First up black tea. I tried it without Vodky added and it was sort of OK. She added some vodka and it pretty much tasted like a form of a vodky tonic. We saved the green tea for my ride in to work this AM. My first response to the taste was blaaahup. Yeah, I almost tossed my cookies. It should be called Elle Eye Tea more than anything because that bullshit tasted like a Long Island Iced Tea more than anything except without the benefits of booze. Needless to say, and in order to wrap up this painfully bullshitty post, the new tea flavored Amp sucks major dimply ass!
Have a blessed day and a kick ass weekend!
{Image via Barfly}
Anyways, not much to talk about today....yet. Memphis got beat last night, so that ruined my chance of winning the office pool early (I sho could use that $60 too). Basically I had a chance of going into the final 4 with all 4 teams in my stable. Either way I've still got Kansas, Pitt, Zaga, and Syracuse so I'm not dead. However, my gut tells me that UCONN has this shit wrapped up. I'm thinking since they may potentially get hit hard with NCAA violations that they are gonna play like they won't have this opportunity for a long time (isn't that how all of these guys should play anyways?)
In other news, I have a product review for ya. If you've been anywhere on the intarwebs lately you have probably encountered eleventy hundred thirty ads for the new Amp flavors. They've got a new Lemonade aka Lightning flavor and two tea flavors, one black and one green. My lady friend, who I am struggling to come up with a feminine version of a dAndy name to go with, (As if dAndy isn't fucking girly enough. I was thinking about Shandy, ShedAndy, dAndette, or maybe even dAndee) and I will routinely enjoy a Firefly vodka drink......
....If you haven't tried Firefly let me tell you it's the shit. Basically it's a sweet tea flavored vodka (sounds brutal right?) in which you add equal parts of water and vodka and a splash of sour mix to get a kick ass liquor drink that taste damn near like drinking a glass of sweet muther fucking tea. I'm from the South and grew up on sweet tea so this shit hits the spot for me. Perfect for tailgating or just chillin on a warm summer day.
Anyfuckinway, back to the point of all this. We also will indulge in a little Amp energy drink and vodky combo from time to time as well. You know the ol' ecstasy in a can shizzle. So, when I saw the tea flavored amp the first thought was that + Firefly could potentially equal one kick ass drank. So, ShAndy stops by the store and grabs one of each tea flavor. First up black tea. I tried it without Vodky added and it was sort of OK. She added some vodka and it pretty much tasted like a form of a vodky tonic. We saved the green tea for my ride in to work this AM. My first response to the taste was blaaahup. Yeah, I almost tossed my cookies. It should be called Elle Eye Tea more than anything because that bullshit tasted like a Long Island Iced Tea more than anything except without the benefits of booze. Needless to say, and in order to wrap up this painfully bullshitty post, the new tea flavored Amp sucks major dimply ass!
Have a blessed day and a kick ass weekend!
{Image via Barfly}
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Yeah Boyeeeee!
dAndy's Own is somewhat functional again. Just getting warmed up a little for my gig as a full-time blogger aka sofa surfer.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Day 3 - 2/26/09
To Do:
Get to work within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I usually get there (the new usual is now within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I used to get here)
Take a shit
Drink a cup of coffee
Smoke
Look online for a job
Begin to place my pubes in random places around the office by laminating them to things with scotch tape
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Google image search "New boobs old faces"
Hit back arrow
Google image search "Nancy Kerrigan nude"
Hit back arrow
Google image search "xxx"
Go to bathroom for 2.4 minutes, but not to poop
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Make a turkey sandwich before bread goes bad
Wish I would have eaten 2 cheesy double beef burritos
Smoke - damn only 3 left
Only smoke 1/2 and save some for later
Look online for a job
Consider becoming an American mail order husband as compard to Russian mail order brides
Realize there is a 99.9% chance I would end up married to a fat Russian dude.
Scratch becoming an American mail order husband off of options list.
Look online for a job
Eat another lame ass turkey sandwich even though bread is going bad (oh look blue cheese)
Smoke the other 1/2
Look online for a job
Go home and take it all in
Get to work within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I usually get there (the new usual is now within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I used to get here)
Take a shit
Drink a cup of coffee
Smoke
Look online for a job
Begin to place my pubes in random places around the office by laminating them to things with scotch tape
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Google image search "New boobs old faces"
Hit back arrow
Google image search "Nancy Kerrigan nude"
Hit back arrow
Google image search "xxx"
Go to bathroom for 2.4 minutes, but not to poop
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Make a turkey sandwich before bread goes bad
Wish I would have eaten 2 cheesy double beef burritos
Smoke - damn only 3 left
Only smoke 1/2 and save some for later
Look online for a job
Consider becoming an American mail order husband as compard to Russian mail order brides
Realize there is a 99.9% chance I would end up married to a fat Russian dude.
Scratch becoming an American mail order husband off of options list.
Look online for a job
Eat another lame ass turkey sandwich even though bread is going bad (oh look blue cheese)
Smoke the other 1/2
Look online for a job
Go home and take it all in
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Day 2 - 2/25/9 pt Duex
Ok, so things here at work are more awkward than normal (shocking I know). It's just a weird feeling working around here knowing I won't be here much longer. It feels like the people that know of my limited existence are treating me differently. Don't get me wrong I truly like all the people that I work with, but damn, let's cut the shit and quit with the I care about you bullshit. Sure, you probably feel sorry for dAndy, but in all actuality you guys are loving this because me getting capped just makes your job safer. In other words, just chill the fuck out and act like you always have you cocktasters!
Another odd aspect of all this, is dealing with customers. None of them know and I don't plan on any of them finding out until I'm pretty much out the door. What's funny is that all everyone talks about and has been talking about for months now is how slow it is and how people are losing their jobs in this industry. So I have been fielding questions like, "Ya'll done let go a anybody else?" So it's interesting to be telling these guys what's going on knowing I'm the next one without telling them I'm the next one. The less people that know of this the better off I am. The last thing I want to be doing is talking to every fucker that comes in here about me losing my job and then answering the question of what are you going to do with I don't have a fucking clue. Maybe I'll become a professional blogger. Those guys make big bucks right?
One thing, I am trying not to do, but is pretty damn fun is busting out comments like, "Geez, I really hope I don't get fired for this." It goes over pretty well when around a mixture of people that know and don't know.
In the big picture though, I am still giving a shit about what I do. The thoughts of completely not giving a fuck cross my mind from time to time, but I can't do that. I'll just keep rolling along going with the flow. I just wish it was football season right now. I'd be managing like 10 teams and completely stacking my lineup by spending endless amounts of time checking the waiver wire and free agent lists. Oh wait, I did that last season. Maybe that's why I be fireded.
Another odd aspect of all this, is dealing with customers. None of them know and I don't plan on any of them finding out until I'm pretty much out the door. What's funny is that all everyone talks about and has been talking about for months now is how slow it is and how people are losing their jobs in this industry. So I have been fielding questions like, "Ya'll done let go a anybody else?" So it's interesting to be telling these guys what's going on knowing I'm the next one without telling them I'm the next one. The less people that know of this the better off I am. The last thing I want to be doing is talking to every fucker that comes in here about me losing my job and then answering the question of what are you going to do with I don't have a fucking clue. Maybe I'll become a professional blogger. Those guys make big bucks right?
One thing, I am trying not to do, but is pretty damn fun is busting out comments like, "Geez, I really hope I don't get fired for this." It goes over pretty well when around a mixture of people that know and don't know.
In the big picture though, I am still giving a shit about what I do. The thoughts of completely not giving a fuck cross my mind from time to time, but I can't do that. I'll just keep rolling along going with the flow. I just wish it was football season right now. I'd be managing like 10 teams and completely stacking my lineup by spending endless amounts of time checking the waiver wire and free agent lists. Oh wait, I did that last season. Maybe that's why I be fireded.
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