To Do:
Get to work within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I usually get there (the new usual is now within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I used to get here)
Take a shit
Drink a cup of coffee
Smoke
Look online for a job
Begin to place my pubes in random places around the office by laminating them to things with scotch tape
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Google image search "New boobs old faces"
Hit back arrow
Google image search "Nancy Kerrigan nude"
Hit back arrow
Google image search "xxx"
Go to bathroom for 2.4 minutes, but not to poop
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Make a turkey sandwich before bread goes bad
Wish I would have eaten 2 cheesy double beef burritos
Smoke - damn only 3 left
Only smoke 1/2 and save some for later
Look online for a job
Consider becoming an American mail order husband as compard to Russian mail order brides
Realize there is a 99.9% chance I would end up married to a fat Russian dude.
Scratch becoming an American mail order husband off of options list.
Look online for a job
Eat another lame ass turkey sandwich even though bread is going bad (oh look blue cheese)
Smoke the other 1/2
Look online for a job
Go home and take it all in
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Thursday, February 26, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Day 2 - 2/25/09
To do:
Get to work within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I usually get here (I blew this one this AM and got here an hour late...yikes)
Take a shit
Drink a cup of coffee
Smoke
Leave my legacy here by sticking as many boogers as possible under my desk for the next guy
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Try to figure out how to get a bandaid to stick inside my nostril without anyone seeing it on the outside
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Eat 2 cheesy double beef burritos
Smoke
Look online for a job
Check out other blogs like KSK and BFO
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Google image search "Tig Ol' Bitties"
Wish I hadn't searched for "Tig Ol' Bitties"
Vomit
Smoke (think about how I can't afford to smoke now)
Smoke another while I have some
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Take a shit while looking for jobs in the paper (now that's productive!!)
Look online for a job
Ponder making "THOUSANDS" by simply working from home offer
Think that if it were that easy wouldn't the guy trying to get you to work from home to make "THOUSANDS" just do a lot of that work himself from home to make lots of "THOUSANDS"
Look online for a job
Drive home and then take it all in
Get to work within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I usually get here (I blew this one this AM and got here an hour late...yikes)
Take a shit
Drink a cup of coffee
Smoke
Leave my legacy here by sticking as many boogers as possible under my desk for the next guy
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Try to figure out how to get a bandaid to stick inside my nostril without anyone seeing it on the outside
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Eat 2 cheesy double beef burritos
Smoke
Look online for a job
Check out other blogs like KSK and BFO
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Google image search "Tig Ol' Bitties"
Wish I hadn't searched for "Tig Ol' Bitties"
Vomit
Smoke (think about how I can't afford to smoke now)
Smoke another while I have some
Look online for a job
Look online for a job
Take a shit while looking for jobs in the paper (now that's productive!!)
Look online for a job
Ponder making "THOUSANDS" by simply working from home offer
Think that if it were that easy wouldn't the guy trying to get you to work from home to make "THOUSANDS" just do a lot of that work himself from home to make lots of "THOUSANDS"
Look online for a job
Drive home and then take it all in
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Day 1 - 2/24/09
To Do:
Be a complete dick
Show up on time (that's iffy)
Go Half-Baked on assholes I deal with regularly...."Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you and..I'm out!"
Go Half-Baked on assholes I don't deal with regularly
Go Half-Baked on pretty much anybody
Throw firecrackers at co-workers inside and out
Page people that don't even work here over the intercom system...."Harry Feltersnatch you have a call on line 1, Harry Feltersnatch line 1" (i'll run out of these pretty quick so suggestions are greatly appreciated)
Fax neat drawings of mine to the other parts of the company from compay fax machines
Give a shit (another iffy one)
Update resume and create a monster.com account
Shoot out some emails announcing my impending doom to friends and past business acquaintences to see if there may be any opportunities out there.
Not flush when taking a shit in the company toilets.
Office booby traps (I need to do some research for new ideas. If you know of some please drop a comment)
Gradually increase the volume of the radio on my desk to annoy co-workers. Lex and Terry in the mornings along with some new rock surely gets the creative job hunt blood flowing
Slowly empty the first aid cabinet to stock up on personal meds
Craftily replace all Tylenol in the first aid kit with constipation relief meds once I have enough stocked up at home.
Answer the phone with multiple accents and personalities.
TBD
In all honesty though, I will keep doing my job as I have for the past 3 years. I care too much about doing things right to start fucking things up on purpose. I have no hard feelings towards my boss or the company and doing a shitty job now (wait was I doing a shitty job to get fired to begin with?) wouldn't accomplish anything positive. I am not one for burning bridges. You never know when you'll need to drive back over one to get somewhere else.
Be a complete dick
Show up on time (that's iffy)
Go Half-Baked on assholes I deal with regularly...."Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you and..I'm out!"
Go Half-Baked on assholes I don't deal with regularly
Go Half-Baked on pretty much anybody
Throw firecrackers at co-workers inside and out
Page people that don't even work here over the intercom system...."Harry Feltersnatch you have a call on line 1, Harry Feltersnatch line 1" (i'll run out of these pretty quick so suggestions are greatly appreciated)
Fax neat drawings of mine to the other parts of the company from compay fax machines
Give a shit (another iffy one)
Update resume and create a monster.com account
Shoot out some emails announcing my impending doom to friends and past business acquaintences to see if there may be any opportunities out there.
Not flush when taking a shit in the company toilets.
Office booby traps (I need to do some research for new ideas. If you know of some please drop a comment)
Gradually increase the volume of the radio on my desk to annoy co-workers. Lex and Terry in the mornings along with some new rock surely gets the creative job hunt blood flowing
Slowly empty the first aid cabinet to stock up on personal meds
Craftily replace all Tylenol in the first aid kit with constipation relief meds once I have enough stocked up at home.
Answer the phone with multiple accents and personalities.
TBD
In all honesty though, I will keep doing my job as I have for the past 3 years. I care too much about doing things right to start fucking things up on purpose. I have no hard feelings towards my boss or the company and doing a shitty job now (wait was I doing a shitty job to get fired to begin with?) wouldn't accomplish anything positive. I am not one for burning bridges. You never know when you'll need to drive back over one to get somewhere else.
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