Day 3 - 2/26/09

To Do:

Get to work within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I usually get there (the new usual is now within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I used to get here)

Take a shit

Drink a cup of coffee

Smoke

Look online for a job

Begin to place my pubes in random places around the office by laminating them to things with scotch tape

Look online for a job

Look online for a job

Google image search "New boobs old faces"

Hit back arrow

Google image search "Nancy Kerrigan nude"

Hit back arrow

Google image search "xxx"

Go to bathroom for 2.4 minutes, but not to poop

Look online for a job

Look online for a job

Make a turkey sandwich before bread goes bad

Wish I would have eaten 2 cheesy double beef burritos

Smoke - damn only 3 left

Only smoke 1/2 and save some for later

Look online for a job

Consider becoming an American mail order husband as compard to Russian mail order brides

Realize there is a 99.9% chance I would end up married to a fat Russian dude.

Scratch becoming an American mail order husband off of options list.

Look online for a job

Eat another lame ass turkey sandwich even though bread is going bad (oh look blue cheese)

Smoke the other 1/2

Look online for a job

Go home and take it all in

Day 2 - 2/25/09

To do:

Get to work within 15 minutes of the 15 minutes late I usually get here (I blew this one this AM and got here an hour late...yikes)

Take a shit

Drink a cup of coffee

Smoke

Leave my legacy here by sticking as many boogers as possible under my desk for the next guy

Look online for a job

Look online for a job

Try to figure out how to get a bandaid to stick inside my nostril without anyone seeing it on the outside

Look online for a job

Look online for a job

Look online for a job

Eat 2 cheesy double beef burritos

Smoke

Look online for a job

Check out other blogs like KSK and BFO

Look online for a job

Look online for a job

Google image search "Tig Ol' Bitties"

Wish I hadn't searched for "Tig Ol' Bitties"

Vomit

Smoke (think about how I can't afford to smoke now)

Smoke another while I have some

Look online for a job

Look online for a job

Take a shit while looking for jobs in the paper (now that's productive!!)

Look online for a job

Ponder making "THOUSANDS" by simply working from home offer

Think that if it were that easy wouldn't the guy trying to get you to work from home to make "THOUSANDS" just do a lot of that work himself from home to make lots of "THOUSANDS"

Look online for a job

Drive home and then take it all in