Welp, I think I know why I gots fireded. This here internets be taking up a lot of time. I haven't posted anything or even looked at any other blogs much because I haven't had the time. "WHAT THE FUCK?" you say. Seriously, in order to post here and in dAndyville be taken up some time and believe it or fucking not I've had better things to do since becoming unemployed than fuck around on the intarwebs all day. So yeah, I think I used to spend at least 4 hours solid fucking around online each day at my last job.
Keep checking in. I'm sure I will get bored sometime soon.
Oh yeah, did anybody see the Deadliest Catch Premier last night? I missed it. Gonna try and catch it online somewhere. If anybody knows where I can find it holla!
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Day 36 - 3/31/09
Damn, sometimes I think about how much I am going to miss this place. Then there are days like today when I can gladly say that I am glad I won't have to deal with this bullshit ever again. It's the end of the month today which equals an aggra-fuckin-vating day of work even if everything goes perfect. Ideally the last day of the month is a day where we are not extremely busy and being able to do inventory on everything in this warehouse is a cake walk in the afternoon. Well, if it ain't my fuck you have a nice life gift today. We are busier than shit and 2 fuckers called out. I know you are probably thinking, "OOOH A WHOLE 2 PEOPLE!" Well, when you only have 6 people in those positions and a third of them don't show when you are way busier than normal it's makes things mucho mucho fucked up-oh! Splash the EOM on top of that and it's going to be one fucked up day without a doubt.
The sad part is that I still FUCKING CARE! Why, I couldn't tell you. I should just be like, "Fuck it, shit don't matter to me. I ain't getting all worked up over this bullshit!" However, dAndy, just doesn't have that ability. I can't just do something half assed.
Stay tuned, I'll keep you guys abreast (huh huh I said breast) of what's shaking as this fucked up day marches on.
The sad part is that I still FUCKING CARE! Why, I couldn't tell you. I should just be like, "Fuck it, shit don't matter to me. I ain't getting all worked up over this bullshit!" However, dAndy, just doesn't have that ability. I can't just do something half assed.
Stay tuned, I'll keep you guys abreast (huh huh I said breast) of what's shaking as this fucked up day marches on.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Day 15 - 3/10/09 - IT'S O-FUCKIN-FICIAL
I'se about to be one unemployed son of a bitch. Thought I had the gig knotted up, but apparently with this fucked up economy we live in there was a ton of applicants for the position I went for. Although I have tons of previous experience with the company, I don't have any experience in that particular business segment. Therefo I ain't get the job. With that said I am about to be enjoying the high and lows of sofa surfing. In other words the highs and lows of sitting on the fucking couch not doing a fucking thing! One things fo sho. dAndy bout to take his blogging to the next level. I'll have nothing but time and I'll fit the blogger stereotype to the T. Living at home with mom and dad. This is going to be fun!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Day 2 - 2/25/9 pt Duex
Ok, so things here at work are more awkward than normal (shocking I know). It's just a weird feeling working around here knowing I won't be here much longer. It feels like the people that know of my limited existence are treating me differently. Don't get me wrong I truly like all the people that I work with, but damn, let's cut the shit and quit with the I care about you bullshit. Sure, you probably feel sorry for dAndy, but in all actuality you guys are loving this because me getting capped just makes your job safer. In other words, just chill the fuck out and act like you always have you cocktasters!
Another odd aspect of all this, is dealing with customers. None of them know and I don't plan on any of them finding out until I'm pretty much out the door. What's funny is that all everyone talks about and has been talking about for months now is how slow it is and how people are losing their jobs in this industry. So I have been fielding questions like, "Ya'll done let go a anybody else?" So it's interesting to be telling these guys what's going on knowing I'm the next one without telling them I'm the next one. The less people that know of this the better off I am. The last thing I want to be doing is talking to every fucker that comes in here about me losing my job and then answering the question of what are you going to do with I don't have a fucking clue. Maybe I'll become a professional blogger. Those guys make big bucks right?
One thing, I am trying not to do, but is pretty damn fun is busting out comments like, "Geez, I really hope I don't get fired for this." It goes over pretty well when around a mixture of people that know and don't know.
In the big picture though, I am still giving a shit about what I do. The thoughts of completely not giving a fuck cross my mind from time to time, but I can't do that. I'll just keep rolling along going with the flow. I just wish it was football season right now. I'd be managing like 10 teams and completely stacking my lineup by spending endless amounts of time checking the waiver wire and free agent lists. Oh wait, I did that last season. Maybe that's why I be fireded.
Another odd aspect of all this, is dealing with customers. None of them know and I don't plan on any of them finding out until I'm pretty much out the door. What's funny is that all everyone talks about and has been talking about for months now is how slow it is and how people are losing their jobs in this industry. So I have been fielding questions like, "Ya'll done let go a anybody else?" So it's interesting to be telling these guys what's going on knowing I'm the next one without telling them I'm the next one. The less people that know of this the better off I am. The last thing I want to be doing is talking to every fucker that comes in here about me losing my job and then answering the question of what are you going to do with I don't have a fucking clue. Maybe I'll become a professional blogger. Those guys make big bucks right?
One thing, I am trying not to do, but is pretty damn fun is busting out comments like, "Geez, I really hope I don't get fired for this." It goes over pretty well when around a mixture of people that know and don't know.
In the big picture though, I am still giving a shit about what I do. The thoughts of completely not giving a fuck cross my mind from time to time, but I can't do that. I'll just keep rolling along going with the flow. I just wish it was football season right now. I'd be managing like 10 teams and completely stacking my lineup by spending endless amounts of time checking the waiver wire and free agent lists. Oh wait, I did that last season. Maybe that's why I be fireded.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Day 0 - 2/23/09
Welp, the bomb got dropped on me today. I kind of saw it coming, but nothing can really prepare you for when it actually happens. Due to a fucked up market, the company I work for no longer needs me. I have to give my boss credit for giving me 45 days notice though. He is even giving me a paid day off a week for interviews and what not so major kudos there. Thanks cheif!
The shit stings though, I ain't gonna lie about that. Sure, I SHOULD be able to find another job rather quickly, but damn I know it won't compare to what I have now or had, I guess I should say. I'm losing a company vehicle, gas, insurance, and a cell phone. Not to mention other regular perks like free lunches and trips to NASCAR races, hunting, and fishing. I'll miss that shit for sure!
So today was just sit back and take it all in day. And when I say take it all in I mean take in around 1 liter of vodka while sitting back and realizing what I am facing both personally and financially. THIS SHIT SUCKS! Then again though, everything happens for a reason right!
I'll be trying to post everyday here as to what I am doing in regards future job exploration and the good stuff will be the ins and outs of pretty much coming to work everyday knowing I will eventually not be working here anymore. Let's see how it shakes out.
P.S. Great value during these trying econmic times: Taco Bell's Cheesy Double Beef Burrito for $0.89.
2 of those bad boys along with 16 packets of hot/medium/mild sauce with funny little sayings on there and you are sot!
The shit stings though, I ain't gonna lie about that. Sure, I SHOULD be able to find another job rather quickly, but damn I know it won't compare to what I have now or had, I guess I should say. I'm losing a company vehicle, gas, insurance, and a cell phone. Not to mention other regular perks like free lunches and trips to NASCAR races, hunting, and fishing. I'll miss that shit for sure!
So today was just sit back and take it all in day. And when I say take it all in I mean take in around 1 liter of vodka while sitting back and realizing what I am facing both personally and financially. THIS SHIT SUCKS! Then again though, everything happens for a reason right!
I'll be trying to post everyday here as to what I am doing in regards future job exploration and the good stuff will be the ins and outs of pretty much coming to work everyday knowing I will eventually not be working here anymore. Let's see how it shakes out.
P.S. Great value during these trying econmic times: Taco Bell's Cheesy Double Beef Burrito for $0.89.
2 of those bad boys along with 16 packets of hot/medium/mild sauce with funny little sayings on there and you are sot!
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