Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Yeah Boyeeeee!
dAndy's Own is somewhat functional again. Just getting warmed up a little for my gig as a full-time blogger aka sofa surfer.
Day 29 - 3/24/09 - 8 Days To Go
Not a whole lot shaking in the world of dAndyville today.
Here are a few things to kill some time....
Check out these 9 kick ass home theatres at MyBadPad. Anybody got 6 million to spend on home theatre? Didn't think so. Actually, if you do have that much to blow on watching movies at home please get me your contact info ASAP.
Sports Rubbish has the scoop on one hellacious ball park burger. I'd hit it.
Ever heard of the Wonderlic test. Over at Gunaxin is the dealie. Basically this is an intelligence test all NFL draft prospects take. It's pretty interesting stuff except that my boy Percy Harvin is dumb as shit.
GMoney has a couple of good things over at The Money Shot. A nice peaceful peace regarding Curt Shillings retirement along with a Tebow post. I didn't know UF enshrined his speech after losing to Ole Miss.
Holy shit! Nintendo is remaking the classic boxing game Mike Tyson's Punch Out for Wii. I loved that game as a kid and even though I can't see the video, according to InGameNow some of the old characters are in there too. Check it out! I know someone who is going to get knocked the fuck out, when it comes out! ;-)
Man, I just nailed 2 Cheesy Double Beef Buritos and a 7 Layer Nacho from Taco Hell and it only set me back $3. Now that's hope I can believe in!
Here are a few things to kill some time....
Check out these 9 kick ass home theatres at MyBadPad. Anybody got 6 million to spend on home theatre? Didn't think so. Actually, if you do have that much to blow on watching movies at home please get me your contact info ASAP.
Sports Rubbish has the scoop on one hellacious ball park burger. I'd hit it.
Ever heard of the Wonderlic test. Over at Gunaxin is the dealie. Basically this is an intelligence test all NFL draft prospects take. It's pretty interesting stuff except that my boy Percy Harvin is dumb as shit.
GMoney has a couple of good things over at The Money Shot. A nice peaceful peace regarding Curt Shillings retirement along with a Tebow post. I didn't know UF enshrined his speech after losing to Ole Miss.
Holy shit! Nintendo is remaking the classic boxing game Mike Tyson's Punch Out for Wii. I loved that game as a kid and even though I can't see the video, according to InGameNow some of the old characters are in there too. Check it out! I know someone who is going to get knocked the fuck out, when it comes out! ;-)
Man, I just nailed 2 Cheesy Double Beef Buritos and a 7 Layer Nacho from Taco Hell and it only set me back $3. Now that's hope I can believe in!
Monday, March 23, 2009
RMOG - Mr. Overly Friendly Sandwich Shop Cashier Guy
You know the Bud Light Real Men of Genius commercials? I often times will encounter a situation during the day in which there should so be one of those commercials written about the person I am dealing with. Like one of my co-workers...Mr. I never ever wash my nasty ass coffee cup guy. Here's to you fellater of the fungus!
Anyways, this past weekend around 11am I decide to go to a sandwich shop to get a greasy ass steak in a sack and some onion rings. Excellent foods to consume after a hard night of drinking and then waking up early the next day. So I walk in, and the guys says something along the lines of how's it going. I say fine and you. You know typical response to a typical greeting in a place like this. I should have communicated back with sign language for something, but that would have made it hard to order my grub. The next thing you know the guy is talking about how great a day it is outside. Let's see it's fucking 50 something degrees out with 30+ mile an hour and it's cloudy. So yeah, IT'S FUCKING GORGEOUS. Then the guys goes into what I have going on today. None of your fucking business ass hat! Then he tells me his kids are at a big carnival and that he is going there when he gets off and that he feels sorry for the guy in the dunking both because he is going to light him up. Why do you feel sorry for that guy when it's soooooo beautiful out douchetard?!?!?! Then it's like 20 other questions and comments and by that time I am just like DUDE! I just want my greasy little combo so I can work on getting undrunk in the next 10-15 minutes kay! So here's to you conversator conasieur. Shut the fuck up and give me my fucking food!
Got any RMOG ideas and situs? Put them in the comments bitches!
Anyways, this past weekend around 11am I decide to go to a sandwich shop to get a greasy ass steak in a sack and some onion rings. Excellent foods to consume after a hard night of drinking and then waking up early the next day. So I walk in, and the guys says something along the lines of how's it going. I say fine and you. You know typical response to a typical greeting in a place like this. I should have communicated back with sign language for something, but that would have made it hard to order my grub. The next thing you know the guy is talking about how great a day it is outside. Let's see it's fucking 50 something degrees out with 30+ mile an hour and it's cloudy. So yeah, IT'S FUCKING GORGEOUS. Then the guys goes into what I have going on today. None of your fucking business ass hat! Then he tells me his kids are at a big carnival and that he is going there when he gets off and that he feels sorry for the guy in the dunking both because he is going to light him up. Why do you feel sorry for that guy when it's soooooo beautiful out douchetard?!?!?! Then it's like 20 other questions and comments and by that time I am just like DUDE! I just want my greasy little combo so I can work on getting undrunk in the next 10-15 minutes kay! So here's to you conversator conasieur. Shut the fuck up and give me my fucking food!
Got any RMOG ideas and situs? Put them in the comments bitches!
Day 28 - 3/23/09
Man, I drank way too much this past weekend. Let's see......
Busch Light - Check
Bud Light - Check
Natty Light - Check
Budwieser - Check
Tequilla - Check
Spaten - Check
Shock Top - Check
Vodka - Check
Wine - Check
Saki (reg) - Check
Purple Saki - Check
I won't discuss the quantities of either product so you don't think I am some kind of alky, but if you don't think so already then I think YOU have a problem. Remember the 1st step is admitting it.
Busch Light - Check
Bud Light - Check
Natty Light - Check
Budwieser - Check
Tequilla - Check
Spaten - Check
Shock Top - Check
Vodka - Check
Wine - Check
Saki (reg) - Check
Purple Saki - Check
I won't discuss the quantities of either product so you don't think I am some kind of alky, but if you don't think so already then I think YOU have a problem. Remember the 1st step is admitting it.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Day 23 - 3/18/09 - A Day Off
So, today was a glimpse of what is going to be like here soon, sort of. I took off today in order to fully celebrate St. Patty's day last night. I didn't want getting up for work at 5am to hinder my drinking performance in honor of green beer and some Irish guy that killed a bunch of snakes or whatever the fuck St. Patrick did. So this is how today went.
743am- look at clock - go back to sleep
1023am - realize there is a girl next to me in bed - it's my girlfriend - wheew!
1028am - ........
1100am - get out of bed - realize I am not hungover - YAY - still regret asking bartender for a shot of cheap irish whiskey to end the night though
1104am - cook pancakes and bacon
1122am - eat pancakes and bacon
1134am - start wondering what to do today
1152am - still wondering what to do - my couch is comfy
1207pm - guitar hero it is
214pm - enough of the guitar hero - try to find something on TV
228pm - eat some chips and dip
236pm - realize how bad afternoon TV sucks
315pm - wash dishes from breakfast
After that I had to go take care of some things, but the reality of being unemployed and having nothing to do was mind boggling. Luckily I had something to do that occupied a good 5 hours of my time. Come 4/6/09 it's gonna be a whole new ball game. BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID!!
743am- look at clock - go back to sleep
1023am - realize there is a girl next to me in bed - it's my girlfriend - wheew!
1028am - ........
1100am - get out of bed - realize I am not hungover - YAY - still regret asking bartender for a shot of cheap irish whiskey to end the night though
1104am - cook pancakes and bacon
1122am - eat pancakes and bacon
1134am - start wondering what to do today
1152am - still wondering what to do - my couch is comfy
1207pm - guitar hero it is
214pm - enough of the guitar hero - try to find something on TV
228pm - eat some chips and dip
236pm - realize how bad afternoon TV sucks
315pm - wash dishes from breakfast
After that I had to go take care of some things, but the reality of being unemployed and having nothing to do was mind boggling. Luckily I had something to do that occupied a good 5 hours of my time. Come 4/6/09 it's gonna be a whole new ball game. BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID!!
Day 24 - 3/19/09 - March Madness Baby!!!
We drew for the office pool this AM and I did OK. It's kind of fucked up since we are so slow we only have 4 people in so everyone got 16 teams. The draws came out pretty even, except for one guy who got fuckeded. I guess being a douce 98.6% of the time eventually catches up with people. Other than Oklahoma, Washington, and FSU, he got nothing but 8 seeds or worse. I ended up with Pitt, Memphis, Kansas, Gonzaga, Syracuse, Cal, and my sleeper......Binghamton. Other noteables are Texas A&M and UCLA. Not too shabby if I must say so. Below is a little something Grimey from LOL Jocks put together. Funny shit indeed! If you have never checked out his site it's a guaranteed laugh or at least a giggle everytime!
Nice work Grimey!!!
P.S. You can still join my Yahoo pick em group.
Nice work Grimey!!!
P.S. You can still join my Yahoo pick em group.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Yahoo Tourney Pick Em
I created a group so I could do this all by myself and acutaly win a group for once, but if you are willing to fuck that up then by all means join. Winner gets exclusive access to my blog free of charge!
dAndy's Own - Group ID - 157965, Password - dandy45
http://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/t1/group/157965
dAndy's Own - Group ID - 157965, Password - dandy45
http://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/t1/group/157965
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